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Apps To Kill Time On

imfeelinghappiness:

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

  • Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories
  • Bettr - the reason all my friends are jealous of my insta feed 😻
  • Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑
  • Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
  • Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone
  • Out of Tune - win cash by guessing songs
  • Baseball Boy - addicting game where you smash a ⚾️
  • Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun
  • Color Meme - color in all dem dank memes (surprisingly relaxing)
  • Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗
  • Ball Gates - it’s surprisingly fun to navigate balls through gates
  • Bumper - kill them all!!!!! 😈 (i alway win)
  • 1Q - get paid to answer simple questions
  • Circle Pool - make balls xplode!!! 
  • Impossible Bottle Flip - mindlessly addicting
  • Hole - fuck up a city muahaha
  • Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe
  • Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen
  • Twenty48 Solitaire - put your sexy math skills to the test
  • Tornado - be a tornado and destroy everythinggg
  • Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing
  • Pick The Gold - find the gold and diamonds!
  • Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports
  • Dosh - get paid to shop
  • Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

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gyarukocchi:

bubblysuggestion:

you’re someone’s dream person

can that bitch wake up and come talk to me then

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libertarirynn:

glocc-blocc:

0ctostim:

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Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

I love this

Y E S. FINALLY

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

today we will eat at deodorant

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gooseweasel:

mrvolivia:

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When did Justin Bieber become the dude from the Princess Bride?

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silkarth:

unskinny:

Remember that reddit post that was going around several months ago about the dude who wanted an open relationship with his girlfriend because he wanted to date “hotter” women than his fat girlfriend but then when she agreed she was dating tons of hot guys and he couldn’t get a single woman to date him so he wanted to close the relationship because he thought it was unfair?

Sometimes I think about that and it gives me life.  

Here it is. Shit’s glorious.

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youbetternoteatmypizza:

stephanidftba:

blueberryborderline:

tbh the worst thing about being a self aware mentally ill person is that people assume that because you understand your illness you’re automatically able to actually apply your knowledge to your life and cure yourself

Do I know my brain isn’t making the most sense right now? 
Yes. 
Can I stop it? 
No. 

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EXACTLY

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revolutionarygirldaemona:

In 2019…

Sesame Street is turning fifty.

The Little Mermaid and The Simpsons are turning thirty.

The Lion King is turning twenty-five.

SpongeBob Squarepants is turning twenty.

Danny Phantom is turning fifteen.

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Gorilla

roboboners:

doctorbeth:

Gorilla had a very unfortunate accident.  His arm and head were torn off and he lost and eye, nose, and part of his face!

Here are the diagnosis photos I received from his person:

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Fortunately, he looked quite treatable.  We started with a spa, because he was already going to need new stuffing:

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Then he got his heart and was restuffed:

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I thought he was back together and sent these photos:

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His person wrote “ Wow he looks amazing!”  …. but he used to have ears, can you add some?  Apparently, the gorilla had lost he ears entirely!  So I made a small sample ear and put it temporarily in place:

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“Perfect!” said his person.  So I affixed it firmly and did the other one as well.  Here he is ready to fly home:

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Sturdy with 100% scent, 20/20 vision, and perfect hearing again!

this is the best blog in the world

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durbikins:

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Okay Banks did something fucking hilarious for once

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bloodtohold:
“ executive dysfunction
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sevey6:

racistspiderman:

racistspiderman:

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More women

Thank god they decided to make more

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